February 2012
4 posts
Ang pag-ibig ay parang ketchup. Matamis, pero maraming nakiki-sawsaw.
– Miriam Defensor-Santiago
Have I ever apologized for my blindness even once? You can’t help the way...
– Lilly, Katawa Shoujo
You have to eat to cook. You can’t be a good cook and be a noneater. I...
– Julia Child
No one will remember if the game is late, only if it’s great.
– Jay Wilson, Blizzard Entertainment
January 2012
1 post
After all, most of the perverts are lolicons! In other words, those that conquer...
– Eden no Ori
December 2011
1 post
The eye of the beholder is everything. The creator’s will cannot intervene...
– Kara no Shoujo
November 2011
2 posts
The ending isn’t any more important than any of the moments that lead to...
– Dr. Rosaline, To The Moon
I like my blowfish like I like my women—stripped by me.
– Sahei Natsume
October 2011
3 posts
When a woman is lost in sorrow, it’s the job of a gentleman to let her cry...
– Ruri Hadou
If you’ve already eaten the poison, you might as well finish the meal.
– Al Azif
You want to tease the person you love.
– Rin Kokonoe
September 2011
2 posts
Our dog is giving me a look of utter anguish and loneliness and sorrow.
– EGIdrA
August 2011
2 posts
Someone asked me, how is your love life? So I said, it’s like Coca-Cola. …...
– Benigno Aquino III
There are two ways to do things: the way your wife likes them, and the wrong...
– Chef John
You and me are gonna have our own little date down there, Tasteless. I’m...
– Tastosis
July 2011
6 posts
BM is important.
– CombatEX
There’s only one thing that can help heal a wounded heart, but it’s...
– Yashamaru, Naruto
Here’s the thing about bowling: Not enough maps. There’s one…...
– Tastosis
Random attribution to astrological signs is probably the best way to navigate...
– Nick “Tasteless” Plott
I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
It is not enough that I should succeed — others should fail.
– Kevin Chang
June 2011
2 posts
Doubting a person… is a natural action. Even if that person is a close...
– Okabe Yukiya, Liar Game - Roots of A
I wake her up in the morning, I submit to her forcible fondling at noon, and...
– Haru, G-Senjou no Maou
May 2011
1 post
Maybe if you would eat a cheeseburger every now and then maybe God...
– Brother Mack
April 2011
1 post
There’s power in stories, though. That’s all history is: The best...
– Varric Tethras, Dragon Age II
March 2011
2 posts
I was not aware Colossuses had sex.
– Artosis
I can’t do one pushup, I’m a Starcraft player.
– Artosis
February 2011
5 posts
Joy and sorrow are not like oil and water—they coexist.
– Man with Black Eye Patch, Blindness
What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have...
– Principal, Billy Madison
I for one welcome our new computer overlords.
– Ken Jennings
Once you find nudity, you know you’re going somewhere, right?
– Toby/Tobuscus
you guys enjoyed that huh
– IdrA
January 2011
2 posts
A comfortable work place, an environment where you can spend the night, skilled...
– Kotaro Uchikoshi
I might… get wet. Down there… I’d get soaking wet…
– June; 999 Nine Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors
December 2010
4 posts
Some humans have redeeming qualities. You are not one of them.
– Mohandar
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I...
– Douglas Adams
I don’t play World of Warcraft ‘coz it’s for nerds. Starcraft,...
– SaharaDrac as Tychus Findlay
One good thing about EGIdrA, he always pulls out just in time.
– Nick “Tasteless” Plott
November 2010
4 posts
The history of warfare is similarly subdivided, although here the phases are...
– The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
Dreams… Dreams can only be made into reality by those who continuously act...
– Friend, 20th Century Boys
Every bite was saturated with the taste of a thousand tortured souls but the...
– Benjamin Chodroff
Having now reached the end of this article, some of you may be questioning its...
– Nick Kolan
October 2010
7 posts
You don’t even have to be dressed for home burgers, me! And naked burgers...
– T-Rex, Dinosaur Comics
I don’t wanna be part of the resistance, I wanna be part of the release....
– “Take Over Me”, Sanctus Real
It was absolutely idiotic. Fan service is great, without the fans we...
– IdrA
But if I turn the tables in a losing situation, I’ll definitely release...
– Fruit Dealer
What’s better than bacon? It’s like God’s bookmark.
– Adam Richman
other players are smart
they dont play zerg
– IdrA
Although not currently found on the modern battlefield, no doubt across the...
– Giant Death Robot, Civilization V
September 2010
4 posts
Some days I feel like gay’s how god made me—some days I feel like...
– Deacon, American Virgin